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April 20th, 2011 - Comments Off on It’s April 20th….

It’s April 20th….

If you don’t have any don’t worry. I got some pink that will make you feel way better than the green 🙂 Or maybe we can combine the two. You get high and I’ll get low so I can taste that dick. Floating in space while you getting some face, what’s better than that? You […]

June 30th, 2010 - Comments Off on Pussy in the Morning

Pussy in the Morning

I woke up early this morning, before the alarm even went off. The first thing on my mind was getting some pussy. Some good pussy. I know a chic with the sweetest, wettest, tastiest pussy in whole motherfucking world. I wanted some of that. So I threw the covers off and let the ceiling fan […]

June 20th, 2010 - Comments Off on Happy Father’s Day

Happy Father’s Day

I hope you get some really cool gifts. Don’t forget to come and pick up your present from me 😉 Not a father? Well…you can be my daddy. Happy Father’s Day.

June 17th, 2010 - Comments Off on It’s the thought that counts

It’s the thought that counts

I’m at the hair salon listening to two chicks talk about Father’s day. They’re going back and forth about what they should buy. Then one says that it is so hard to shop for her father because he’s so big. He wears a size 15 shoe. That’s about as much of the conversation that I […]